Dark
Shadows Collection 13 Dynamite!
By
Kristin Battestella
Once
again, I am neck deep and in the spirit of the spooky season year round thanks
to the scary paranormal suspense and 1897 time travel tribulations of Dark Shadows and the macabre soap’s DVD Collection 13.
When
the Ghost of Quentin Collins (David Selby) drives the entire Collins family
from Collingwood, governess Maggie Evans (Kathryn Leigh Scott) and her two
possessed charges (David Henesy and Denise Nickerson) flee to the Old House as
Barnabas Collins (Jonathan Frid) and Dr. Julia Hoffman (Grayson Hall) search
for answers to rid them of the poltergeist and stop Chris Jennings’ (Don
Briscoe) werewolf transformations. When Barnabas and Professor Stokes (Thayer
David) discover Quentin’s I Ching wands, Barnabas uses them to will himself to
the year 1897. Once in the past, he introduces himself to Judith Collins (Joan
Bennett) and investigates Quentin’s secrets. Unfortunately, Barnabas harbors a
secret of his own – he has been unchained from his coffin and is once again a
vampire.
Despite
having watched Dark Shadows’ original
1795 time travel and period piece changeover, the first time I saw the Quentin
haunting storyline, I never expected the ghostly hints, Quentin’s Room,
Victorian appearances, and possession infiltrations would lead to the complete
19th century domination of Dark
Shadows’ next 183 episodes. Today,
it takes a series a decade to get that kind of screen time! Not only does this
longest and highest rated flashback storyline mean our company stock becomes
all new characters, but eventually several players will end up with multiple
roles thanks to the nine month duration of the 1897 plot. Collection 13 begins with Episode 696 from February 1969, just
before the 19th century switch, and concludes with a wallop for Number
735. Although I never thought to write upon them before, I must say the opening
narrations on Dark Shadows are great.
The viewer is quickly up to speed in complete gothic keeping, and I wish more
shows still did this. Of course, the reading is total hyperbole and yet there
is a cryptic poetry that draws you in – be it past scandals or present wolfy.
Collection 13 does spend its first five episodes dawdling with multiple 1969 storylines
and unfortunately leaves the Chris Jennings werewolf drama slightly unwrapped
and easily forgotten. Don Briscoe and stunt wolf Alex Stevens are fine in their
brief scenes, but good riddance to Ned Stuart and Sabrina’s blue hair! Roger
Davis and Lisa Blake Richards are so over the top and the result falls flat
against the cruel Quentin charisma and budding 1897 mysteries. Ned is so rough
and touchy feely with his sister – it’s awkward, and Davis’ Dirk Wilkins role is also quite the jerk.
When he and Jonathan Frid – perhaps the two worst dialogue flubbers – are together,
look out! The eventual 1897 curse
origins and future werewolf connections between these storylines are awesome,
but these side players make it tough to watch. Strange as it may seem, the expanding historical
plots make it easy to forget the 1969 stakes. In the first few episodes after
the Episode 701 transition the narrations and some refresher dialogue repeat
the same who, what, when, and where to help the audience remember how and why
the 1897 switch happened. However, the more then-risqué themes and dialogue
suggestion allow us to forget the time travel technicalities and simply enjoy
the treats herein. The changeover will perhaps seem slow to some – Dark Shadows is in effect doing what we
today would call a reboot after all. New
late Victorian looks are jazzing up the same paranormal tricks and connections
for Barnabas’ twists. A lookalike portrait, the cousin from England, thieves
opening a chained coffin in the mausoleum. Dun dun dun!
And
how about these new gothic 1897 scandals, eh? The new characters and ancestral
players are introduced well amid the solid pace and soap opera trickle of the
turn of the century mysteries. The viewer is like the newly arrived vampire
Barnabas indeed, trapped and at the mercy of the hour as events unknown unfold.
Isabelle Hoopes is a great and sassy guest as Edith Collins, suffering amid mysticism,
scheming gypsies, heirs at each other’s throats, and missing wills. Edith is a
sharp lady who almost can’t be fooled. Almost. Who is receiving the extra
dinner upstairs if not the ailing matriarch? Why is the maid Beth still on at
Collingwood if her mistress has left? Where is Edward’s wife Laura and what
does she have to do with Quentin’s banishment? Why does governess Rachel
Drummond see lights in the empty Tower room? These juicy questions are what
makes Dark Shadows so good. The show
wouldn’t have lasted in the cultural lexicon as long as it has if it had been
intentionally campy or so in the moment of itself and reaching for some kind of
It audience coughtimburtonsremakestinkscough.
Scary
shadows, fake cobwebs, spotlights, darkness, candle effects, those candelabras
– you just don’t see this kind of careful lighting and set design anymore and
yet Dark Shadows is notorious for its
fly by night production cheapness. There’s lovely sixties swanky, Victorian
touches, and period clutter but seriously, did they use those infamous blue and
green sheets to make Rachel’s dresses? From Judith’s pink bows to Angelique’s
magical power to pop out of the fire in full Victorian regalia, there’s a
bemusingly dated and gaudy costume mix in 1897, and it takes awhile to see the
complete 19th century transition. However, recognizing reused pieces
and rooms along with the early electric and gas lamps is a lot of fun. That
time traveling music box! Quentin’s room has its past reveal in Episode 709,
with his theme being played to great effect in Episode 719. Despite the low
budget mistakes, there’s an extra sweetness to the productions designs – remember,
1897 was just over 70 years ago for the original production but now it’s over a
hundred plus for us. It makes for a real Old World
charm, and all the mike shadows and set bloopers just set off Collection 13.
All
the players both in front and behind the camera showed up to play here. Sure, the
classic literature shading is apparent with symbolism from Jane Eyre for most of Collection
13, but there’s something refreshingly familiar about these spooky tales
and that iconic Dark Shadows music
accentuating all the shockers. Robert Cobert’s motifs and specific music cues
help to build character suspense – and there’s a repertoire of graphics to
match. We know something is going to
happen, but the quality storytelling keeps us just unsure enough and on the
edge of our seats. As this past goes on,
1796 changes are made to match, and Edith’s timeline will eventually end up
iffy for the Dark Shadows’ second to
last 1840 flashback, but who cares? Lines are flubbed quite often to start 1897,
but rather than distraction, the mistakes add a charming nuance to the scares
and secrets twists. Episode 705 has a sweet climax, and plenty of red herrings
and tower mysteries complete Disc 2. Perhaps the zombie Quentin subplot on Disc
3 is a bit of a tangent, but it makes for some great kickers and frights –
especially Episode 723. Besides, these old school Martinique
undead spins might surprise zombie fans who think theirs is a new genre.
Of
course, resident vampire Barnabas Collins is ever perfect as our paranormal
hero on the case when no one else in the family could possibly understand. Jonathan
Frid brings such a noble soul to Barnabas as he risks his life to save his
family. Naturally, that heart is made
all the more zany when Barnabas’ return to the past rekindles those hard lost
vampire hang ups and conflicts. It’s so fun to see him on the prowl again, but
there’s also an agonizing desperation to the juicy dispensing of a pretty victim!
Barnabas has a great, reinvigorating chess game and ongoing battle of wits with
Quentin, too, and the romantic Rachel/Josette reincarnation is always pleasant.
Kathryn Leigh Scott’s main character Maggie Evans, by contrast, is at the
breaking point to begin Collection 13. She’s
no longer just naïve – the hysterically broken governess is loosing control
against the almost rapacious and certainly volatile Quentin. It makes her
strong for her charges, but the defeatist battle is delightfully twisted.
Scott’s incarnation as Rachel Drummond also seems one of a martyred, used, and
dismissed young woman – she makes it easy to be a conquest by being so easily
fascinated by the tower secrets. Not only is this governess too curious and
stupid for her own good, but we hardly see her with the kids because she’s too
busy asking everyone questions and telling everyone everything. Get some sense
girl!
That
phone, that music – at last we meet Quentin Collins, the man behind the ghost.
No more a fleeting or silent ghostly specter, this violent, philandering,
occult enthusiast is critical to almost every episode on Collection 13. From his wonderful past introduction and first spoken
words onscreen in Episode 701 to Edith’s chastising the meddling imp as “A very
naughty boy,” it’s great to see Selby’s cheeky vigor and zest. His vocal
performance and playboy style are as delightful as his looming ghostly mime was
foreboding. There’s still an underlying
sinister to the character with genuine fears and scary moments, but there’s
something humorous in seeing Quentin in the flesh as it were. When given a tarot
card, Selby proclaims, “I don’t need cards!” whilst clearly looking at the
teleprompter! Fun loaded dialogue such
as “People expect me to be bad” also adds to the suave delivery, bemusing
flubs, and prophetic talk on death, curses, and being “the big bad wolf.” Kharma-wise it’s also nice to see Quentin
scared by a spirit or two with haunting heartbeats, and he has some great
confrontations with the ladies at Collingswood.
Although Beth’s dresses are iffy and Terry Crawford gives her an attitude that
seems beyond her maid station, she’s a tall, strong presence and has great onscreen
chemistry with Selby. Beth has the wit to match and gives as much as she takes
even if there is an unhealthy level of danger and roughness. Quentin enters
Beth’s room whenever he feels like it and doesn’t always take no for an answer.
It’s not an easy role, but Crawford keeps Beth likeable and has the viewer
interested in where this relationship will go next. Marie Wallace, however, can
be a little over the top and even irritating once we meet crazy Jenny in
Episode 716. Thankfully, it’s all in good fun with some serious twists for
those who haven’t seen this segment of Dark
Shadows previously, and the audience is quickly hooked into seeing this
storyline’s follow thru. When Jenny and Quentin go head to head for the big
reveal in Episode 720, yowza! My only trouble here is waiting for Selby’s real
sideburns to grown in.
Unlike
her serious counterpart Queen of the Sedative Dr. Julia Hoffman, Grayson Hall
has such sarcasm and a frank attitude as Magda. Thayer David’s new incarnation
as her sassy husband Sandor is also bawdy good fun. Yes, their gypsy portrayal
is stereotypical and now somewhat inappropriate, and yet their send up is part
of the charm. I mean, Sandor is Barnabas’ bitch! Notice how the camera cuts
away on the vampire bite approach, then comes back to a bloody bite on Sandor’s
neck and just a trickle upon Barnabas’ lips.
Speaking of innuendo, Humbert Allen Astredo is playing the similar but
different slick and diabolical Evan Handley. He’s a warlock and the Collins family lawyer! Likewise
good old Lara Parker returns to her vintage Angelique complete with woeful voodoo
rituals, bad supernatural effects, great costumes, jealous shade on Rachel, and
superb dynamics with Quentin and Barnabas.
What trouble this group will cause!
I
want to call it seduction, for David and Amy are indeed willingly manipulated
and enraptured by the Quentin’s ghost to begin Collection 13. These possessed kids are both scared and powerless,
but nothing can be done. The result is absolute sympathy of course, and yet
David Henesy and Denise Nickerson are dang creepy when under Quentin’s spell. Nickerson is particularly good as the
terrifyingly misled Amy Jennings on Disc 1 before the 1897 transition adds some
uncanny cherub curls, wild expressions, and motherly obsessions for her Nora
Collins in Episode 716. We don’t see
much of Henesy in 1969 as David lies on the brink of death, but it’s nice to
see the lighthearted Jamison from 702 onward. It is eerie, however, to see
Jamison’s adoring relationship with Quentin, considering we know the haunting
trying to be prevented has something to do with them. Jamison is also wrongfully used in the tug and
pull between Quentin and the boy’s father Edward Collins- the always stern and
smashing Louis Edmunds. Quentin makes the scared boy reach inside a coffin for
a hidden message, has him steal from the Old House – and worse, uses him for
black magic rituals and secret games. No wonder Edward is shipping these kids off
to boarding school! These risqué
children’s plots can be tough to watch sometimes but the youthful manipulation is
part of what makes Dark Shadows so
good.
Do
you need more reasons to love Collection
13? Rumblings of that feisty, fiery phoenix Laura Collins begin in Episode
729, and her presence tosses yet another wrench into the askew clockworks at
Collingwood. Some of Diane Millay’s makeup seems caked on iffy, but this is
again a nice reset for fans who missed Dark
Shadows’ earlier phoenix events. How many shows have a phoenix as a
recurring character anyway? It’s great
to see Laura for each storyline, however, if she is Jamison’s mother and then
the same Laura also marries Roger – who is Jamison’s grandson – then that
means….ew. Star Joan Bennett doesn’t
appear as Elizabeth Collins Stoddard this set, but her Judith Collins is
perfectly prudish and mousy. She grows strong as fortunes change for and
against her, but that doesn’t prevent her from getting roughed up by Quentin or
getting the wool pulled over her eyes by Reverend Trask. Jerry Lacy is again
maliciously slick and spot on to conclude Disc 3; his scenes just reek of
cringe-worthy clerical corruption, and it is so dandy to watch! Trask
reminds Rachel, “When I thought badly of you as I was often tempted to do…”
What?! Nancy Barrett’s debut as Charity
Trask late in Episode 727 is a surprisingly twisted little image of her daddy –
and she gets in on the vampy action, too.
As
you can probably tell, these Victorian magics are my favorite plots on Dark Shadows, and new fans interested in
more than the Barnabas flavor and sixties camp vampires can begin the series
fresh here. Yes, the 1796 re-route and Leviathan resolution of the 1897
storyline peeves me. Thankfully, there’s plenty of meaty to be had with the 19th
century Collins family thru Collection
17. For those soured on that recent Dark
Shadows movie abomination, I urge you to give the Victorian lycanthropes of
Dark Shadows DVD Collection 13 a
gander. New reissues of the DVD sets,
complete series video editions, and Netflix possibilities mean there is no
excuse for a macabre fan to not see Dark
Shadows deliver.
Love this review- thoughtful and interesting. I agree about the noble soul of Barnabas. 1897 is one of my fave timelines in Dark Shadows.
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ReplyDeleteHi Matilda!
Thanks for taking the time to stop by and comment. I didn't think anyone was reading my lengthy Dark Shadows essays! I love 1897, too, and will be continuing on the next couple of collections soon.
Thank you again for visiting I Think, Therefore I Review!
Oh yes, I'm reading them Kristin.I love Barnabas- he's amazing.I always feel sorry for him when the witch shows up yet again.
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ReplyDeleteHi Matilda!
Glad to chat with you again here, but my favorite is Quentin! ;0p
Thanks again for reading! :)
I like Quentin very much also! he's my fave after Barnabas. I'm currently making a Quentin Roombox and looking for a pic of him sitting down in his room for it.
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ReplyDeleteI have no idea what a Roombox is, Matilda!
However, the rest of my Dark Shadows screencaptures are in a album on the I Think, Therefore I Review facebook page. Maybe there are some snaps there to help you!
facebook.com/205707662905912/photos/?tab=album&album_id=236808709795807
Thanks, sorry meant to get back to you! My laptop died and had lost all my bookmarks so was looking for your site again. Here is the roombox: https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/495484926/1897-quentin-collins-roomboxdiorama-dark?ref=shop_home_active_5
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ReplyDeleteHello again! That is so cute!
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Thanks for stopping by again to share the DS love! ;)
Thanks. I love making them! Made a few more since then.
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