By
Kristin Battestella
Sigh,
the fifties and sixties. Those supposedly so glorious decades and Leave It to Beaver archetypes are
rampant with creepers, horrors, scares, and suspense and oh yes, I can’t get
enough of ‘em! If nothing else, the treats here give us a chance to celebrate mod
goth gal and recent birthday girl Barbara Steele!
Chamber
of Horrors – Disclaimers warning
of the “Fear Flasher” and “Horror Horn” and a very creepy period wedding with,
er, well, necrophilia open this 1966 conundrum. Though originally envisaged as
a television production or pilot project, the top quality designs, costumes,
and late Victorian style are indeed cinema worthy. Wilfrid Hyde-White (My Fair Lady) is proper English fun, and
this actually might have been nice as a series of creepy crimes and wax
whodunits. Granted, the House of Wax museum and revenge themes are a bit too
familiar; possibly even deliberately Vincent Price knockoff-ish. The original
spin of having the proprietors of said museum also being amateur sleuths feels
like its reaching, and yet these elements are enjoyable enough to forgive all
that. Despite a slow start and more mystery than the promised scary, the over
the top support is a treat, too. Unfortunately, the pace and scope can’t quite
make up their mind. Considering the aforementioned marital naughty and brothel
shenanigans, the juicy is fairly tame. It takes 45 minutes to get to the
heavies deserving of that opening warning, and there’s a nagging small mindedness
trapping all the fun. The intelligence for a twisted, involved series is there,
but the big horror movie crazies are not. If the viewer accepts the behind the
scenes struggle and let’s this remain a stylized but campy TV delight, one can
really have a good time with the romp here.
Nightmare Castle – Spooky piano music, lookalike motifs, gothic
décor, black and white mood, and lovely costumes make this 1965 Italian horror
film sweet. Not to mention Barbara Steele (Black
Sunday) is a real treat, too- along with raunchy greenhouse affairs, juicy
whippings, naughty dialogue, and vengeful torture. Paul Muller (Count Dracula) is a bit of a Poor Man’s
Cushing, but he has some nice inheritance twists and mad scientist diabolicals.
Are there ghosts? Who’s going mad? Will deviant science receive its just
rewards? Creepy heartbeats, camera tricks, scary sounds, screams, and haunting
dream sequence effects are superb against the crisscrossing vengeance,
innocence, corruption, and scares. Some may dislike the dubbing and/or
subtitles, granted. The hunt and chase for the various video editions or
quality prints is made more difficult thanks to numerous international titles
and assorted running times. Is the pursuit worth the effort? Yes.
Terror
Creatures from the Grave – Why
not have another 1965 Italian delectable with horror queen Barbara Steele? The very loose “inspired by” Poe ties are
reaching here, but perhaps there is an intentional coffin-esque pattern in the
black and white, small-scale Victorian design and frantic, claustrophobic
camerawork. Visually, this is actually quite nice looking, with unique camera
frames and carefully staged snapshots from scene to scene. The plague
back-story is spooky and foreboding to start, but some scenes are stilted
thanks to an awkward narration, lack of action, and slow, uneven pacing. Until now, I also didn’t realize so many
horror movies begin with driving and highway montages – even period ones! The ladies’
costumes are somewhat hoochie before historical, too. Thankfully, the early
roadsters are sweet and crazy thunderstorms, creepy gals, and fearful servants add
heaps of atmosphere. A few good scares jump out as well, and the music and
early gadgets are perfectly macabre. Thanks to some of the plodding pace and
poor print quality, this probably won’t be fun for today’s CGI obsessed.
However, fans of the cast and moody noir horror audiences will enjoy the
intriguing hint of gothic romance, undead murder mystery, and vengeful ghost
story found here.
I’m Torn
The
Crawling Eye – The true The Trollenberg Terror title actually
seems like a better name for this 1958 SF gone awry tale, as highlighting the
eponymous monster effect isn’t really a very good idea. Thankfully, climbing
terrors, ropes fraying, men falling and natural fears of snow, cold, and
mountains keep the pace interesting. Toss in a weird psychic chick (Janet
Munro, the boy who’s a girl in Swiss
Family Robinson), past radiation iffy, missing mountaineers, and local
superstitions and you get plenty of peril.
Great pulsing, heavy music and nice scares and violence increase as the
suspicions and conspiracies get crazy. Unfortunately, the familiar premise
would have been more interesting if not for the seriously hokey science
equipment and faulty logic. The tone is too stuffy and British dry, and the
mountain photography and poor backdrop designs are kind of, well, strange. All
that might be a cult horror fan’s low budget or dated charm, granted. However,
it is dang tough to tell who is who, and the deadly moving mists and that
titular eye are too laughable for most viewers to take seriously, which hampers
a lot of the campy fun.
The
Plague!
Bride
of the Gorilla – Animals talking
to Perry Mason in some sort of Tarzan gone bad? This black and white 65 minutes
from 1951 co-starring Lon Chaney Jr. (The
Wolf Man) and Barbara Payton (Kiss
Tomorrow Goodbye) should be more scandalous and saucy than it is. There’s
fun wildlife photography to match the hot temperatures and steamy, scorned
woman subtext, and the décor is an eclectic mix of Old
World fifties and South American motifs. Unfortunately, the over
the top fifties narration, typical music, and slow, dry rhythm are only part of
the problem here. After all these years as the aforementioned television
detective, it is simply too tough to believe Raymond Burr as an angry, hard up,
villainous Latino. The entire cast is wasted thanks to the bland pace, and poor
Lon Chaney has some really dumb stuff
to deliver! Complete with a corny spell casting old lady cliché firmly in place,
what starts out as a normal fifties drama somehow ends up with an unseen pseudo
gorilla instead of a dry love triangle. As if it weren’t already going
downhill, the veiled monster elements are too tacked on to care. If one likes
watching the campy, tumultuous fun of train wrecks, perhaps one could find
something here. Sadly, I think this one may even be painful for fans of the
cast to watch.
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