Slashers and Screams Galore!
By
Kristin Battestella
From
old school cult thrillers and screaming college coeds to some slicing
and dicing thespians and killer hobbits, this quirky quartet provides
plenty of gore and girls for fans of the slasher genre.
The
Flesh and Blood Show –
An old time, put on your glasses 3D warning opens this 1972 British
saucy before naked chicks– err “flat mates” get out of bed,
answering the door in the middle of the night whilst still unclothed.
Fun film within film plays on the title follow along with a cool
abandoned theatre, waterfront pier dangers, creepy props, and off
camera screams. Yes, many scare gags obviously hinge on these people
not knowing they are in a horror movie – sardonic and hip to the
times as they may be. The cave girl outfits and black leotards may
seem exploitative, too, but hey, the ladies help each other out of
their costumes while the lads watch! Who needs subtitles, right?
Great congested camerawork ups the scares as the slowly realizing and
pairing off players argue with disbelieving authorities and fishy
locals. The lines between stage and screen blur further, and despite
an assault scene that may be tough to watch for some, most of the
violence escalates without much blood or gore. Red herrings, twists,
suspects, a whiff of Shakespeare, and a mysterious stage producer
send home the low budget but pleasurable shadows and deaths with a
smooth black and white finish. After all, as they so bluntly put it
here, “If it wasn’t so bloody tragic and horrible it could almost
make a movie script…”
Maniac
–
Caroline Munro
(The Spy Who Loved Me)
joins writer and star Joe Spinell (The
Godfather) for beachy
kills, prostitution, hot pants, and plenty of dirty nostalgia in this
1980 low budget slasher. The New York shady setting, hints of
Christmas, disturbing dolls, misused mannequins, and sexualized
violence add to the sweaty, gross mood – not to mention the vomit,
scalping, blood, and brains. Big old newspapers and dark room
development make for more period piece fun, but the late seventies
fashions and edgy eighties photo shoot contribute to the drive by
cheap production values. Though the very brief nudity and little
harsh language belie the explotation tone or may feel tame today, the
conflicted perversions, talking to oneself over the killings, and a
childlike stunted warp accent the gruesome shot gun blasts and not
for the squeamish murders. The editing and pace, however, do feel
uneven – going back and forth between stylized murder scenes and
quiet, demented psychosis. Thankfully, this focus on the killer's
perspective and the icky source of his depravity is unique for this
genre built on the hero being the victor. The variety of deaths is
also quality, with a mix of premeditated preparation, somewhat random
victims, and a choice of weaponry. Hiding in a subway bathroom to
avoid being killed? No, that's not the best course of action! The
thin script doesn't do much with its vapid victims and the finale is
a tad confusing, but fortunately, the inner killer point of view
makes for an interesting character study.
Maniac
–
Lord
of the Rings star
Elijah Wood
anchors this 2012 remake with intriguing, murderous perspectives and
heavy breathing to sell the stalking, predatory mood. We only see our
protagonist via the rear view mirror or other reflections, and it's
almost as if he himself is filming what we see. Camera pans up and
down and up close zooms on the ladies show his attraction and blurry,
frenetic frames harken panic attacks or resisting the urge to kill.
White knuckles on the steering wheel and a dirty windshield add to
the depressed intimacy, and the unique camera design remains a
personal analysis on the psychosis rather than something akin to the
found footage gimmick. The underlying social commentary of this
unreliable, warped viewpoint is also interesting – what's art?
What's a little too weird? Does the photo lens show the truth or how
we perceive life as colored with our own issues? Maybe it really is
the seemingly sweet quiet ones that are the unnoticed but disturbed
among us. How many seemingly strong, independent, modern women walk
the streets unaware they are being stalked? Ava Maria music hints at
the twisted root along with some uncomfortable flashbacks, and though
it might not be meant as humorous, I had to laugh at the bug spray.
It's tough to keep scalps fresh these days! Some of the otherwise
fine but graphic blood, knives, and poor man's scalpings are
borderline CGI obvious or excessive at times, and onscreen dating
sites – though fitting for today's creepy pick ups – will be
dated soon. Thankfully, refreshingly un-cookie cutter women, nudity,
and a frank showing of sex and penetrating violence add to the unique
film making and stay just this side of unnecessary gross.
Silent
Scream – A slow
motion police raid starts this 1980 slasher along with atmospheric
music, askew angles, and quality blood splatterings. Late seventies
college cool and an isolated old house – also seen in Spider
Baby – further set the
scene with deceiving nostalgia, a creepy walk up attic, dusty
antiques, World War II motifs, and Victorian maze like sinister.
Imagine turning the knob on that big boob tube! For sure, some of the
plot is cliché – there are unaccounted for occupants, a chunky
best friend, seaside perils, the spooky laundry room in the basement,
and free love possibilities. Fake jump scares, bad date fears, and
unseen killer stabbings, however, make for then-new genre staples.
Great intercutting and editing accent the murders, yet there isn’t
an excess of gore overtaking the smart slices or violence. An
excellent Barbara Steele (Black
Sunday) introduction, the
spooky old lady perfection from Yvonne De Carlo (The
Munsters), and the likeable
Rebecca Balding (Soap)
add to the heavy as the 90 minutes mount and family secrets come to
light. The police investigation is touch and go, and today this isn’t
that scary, but a commentary and over an hour of retrospective
interviews discussing a unique behind the scenes situation adds some
slasher conversation. Maybe this isn’t perfect by contemporary
standards, but this little number does everything it is supposed to
with entertaining twists and a crazy finish.
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