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Sweet “House” Horrors
by
Kristin Battestella
These
contemporary horrors both foreign and domestic tackle suburban
scares, refugee horrors, technological terrors, family vengeance, and
home haunts. Dust off the welcome mat!
His House – Horror follows a Sudanese couple relocating to
England in this 2020 Netflix release starring Wunmi Mosaku (Loki),
Sope Dirisu (Black Mirror), and Matt Smith (Doctor Who).
Perilous refugee boats begat detention, weekly asylum stipulations,
and finally a newly assigned address – a dirty tenement they are
lucky to have all to themselves. Despite having already been through
so much, our couple laughs until they cry over their gratitude,
hopeful for a new start before eerie echoes and shadows that move by
themselves suggest there is more afoot than faulty electricity,
peeling wallpaper, and holes in the plaster. Well done lighting
schemes and dim sunlight through small windows create a moody palette
for the background apparitions, ominous hands, kitchen oddities, and
eyes watching from within the walls. Flashes of past troubles,
childhood fears of the night witch coming to get them, and new scary
experiences build tension. Husband and wife both have encounters they
don't admit, and tearful conversations with dark door frames in the
background put the viewer on edge with our characters. We think we
see or hear something rather than having everything given away thanks
to flashlights, masks, tool mishaps, and disorienting figures in the
dark. Cultures clash amid the horrors as our refugees struggle to be
part of the community, reluctant to use tableware and getting lost in
the maze of lookalike attached houses. Cruel neighborhood kids shout
“Go back to Africa” and a kind but clueless doctor doesn't know
how to listen to the pain of tribal wars, butchered families, and
doing what you have to do to survive. Our couple insists they are
good people but must remain on guard against deep seeded racism even
in such crappy conditions. Lazy office workers complain that their
falling apart house is “bigger than mine” so they shouldn't be
dissatisfied and “biting the hand that feeds them” – forcing
the fearful to retract any moving request and hide the truth about
apeth witches and ghostly torments. Although the Dinka dialogue is
unfortunately not always translated, it's superb that this is told
from the appropriate angle. This isn't a yuppie white couple choosing
to ignore the spooky house warnings just to get out of the city and
play unreliable scares with the audience. Eerie visuals, surreal
waters, fog, and candlelight visions combine the personal horrors,
supernatural, and real world frazzled as the demands to repay what
they owe escalates from wet footprints and flickering light switches
to monsters in the floor. Deceptive happy moments and psychological
experiences take us to other places without leaving the congested
house – reliving why with upsetting revelations that can only be
put right with blood. This is a tender story about living with your
demons; an excellent example of why horror from other perspectives
need to be told.
The Housemaid – Covered
furniture, candlelight, staircases, slamming doors, and screams get
right to the gothic afoot in this 2016 Vietnamese tale. The grand
French plantation in disrepair is out of place among the beautiful
forests – reeking with a deadly history of cruel overseers, abused
workers, shallow graves, and angry spirits. Rumors of mad wives, dead
babies, decaying corpses, drownings, and bodies never found provide
horror as the titular newcomer obediently does the housework during
the day before the power goes out at night. It's forbidden to speak
of the dark family history, and mirrors, lanterns, and dramatic beds
infuse the creepy with Jane Eyre mood.
Arguments over sending for a distant doctor or using Eastern medicine
for the wounded man of the house give way to sheer bed curtains,
sunlight streaming through the window, and a touch of Rebecca
in
the steamy fireside romance. Unfortunately, a snotty, two-faced,
racist rival addresses the awkwardness of the help pretending to be
the lady of the house amid resentful servants, war intrigue,
classism, and the vengeful ghostly Mrs. roaming the halls. The cradle
draped in black rocks by itself, but it's only for effect as jump
scare whooshes, flying furniture, roar faces in the mirror, dream
fake outs, old photos research, and visions of the past create an
uneven contemporary intrusion when the period atmosphere is enough.
Roaming in the scary woods just for the sake of bones and panoramic
ghouls is unnecessary when we should never leave the congested house.
Indeed, the horrors are superior when anyone trying to leave the
manor encounters a terrible but deserving end. Questionable
retellings, confusing ghostly revenge, disbelieving interrogations,
and flashbacks within flashbacks play loose with point of view, but a
not so unforeseen twist clarifies the demented duty over love
begating the horror. Some viewers may be disappointed that the movie
trades one kind of horror for another and has too many but wait
there's more endings. This has its faults and uses western horror
motifs as needed to appear more mainstream rather than low budget
foreign film. However, the social statement characterizations are
much better than formulaic Hollywood scares, and the throwback Hammer
feeling, period accents, and gothic mood combine for a unique horrors
and drama.
Retro
Bonus
The House by the Cemetery –
Director Lucio Fulci's (The
Black Cat) 1981
splatterfest starts with broken
tombstones, an abandoned manor, and a topless babe fooling around
among the cobwebs before bodies on hooks, sexually suggestive blades
through the mouth, and bright red gore with intense zooms and pulsing
organ chords to match. This is only eighty-seven minutes but after
the fine prologue precious time is wasted with location resets, past
murder/suicide exposition, new colleagues continuing the house
research, visions of bloody mannequins, and terrible dubbing for a
creepy kid unfortunately named Bob. Thankfully there's a certain
self-aware humor as the real estate agent runs over a “damn
tombstone” and details regarding the original homeowner, ahem,
Doctor Freudstein come to light. Over the top crescendos and intercut
flashes indicating horror connections are expected, but while
preposterous, the frenetic bat attacks are well done with screeching
sound effects, stabbings, lots of blood, and disturbing splatter
hitting a child in the face. Photographs have an ominous girl in the
window one moment then gone the next, and the bizarre kids are wise
to the freaky and/or paranormal while the clueless parents argue amid
layered suggestions, frazzled screams, and suspect glances with the
beautiful babysitter. Antique clutter and noises in the night lead to
nailed shut doors, inlaid headstones in the floor hidden under a rug,
ghostly rattlings, and scary basements. Eerie lighting and practical
gore add to the mayhem, fireplace pokers, and freaky eyes in the
darkness; however Victorian flashbacks, repetitive if chilling
scares, nonsensical padding that goes on too long, and late tape
recorder research montages (when the whole thing was supposed to be
about researching the house history) are certainly confusing.
Coherent plots aren't as important as being scary cool, and this is
exactly what contemporary formulaic horror does right down to the
remote control car for jump scares. Fortunately, the haunts,
monsters, nasty smells, maggots, and butchered revelations are so
grotesque we don't even care why. Heads roll in a wild finale, and we
recoil even as we chuckle at the dated derivatives and our subsequent
modern knockoffs. This is an entertaining midnight watch for the head
scratching bemusements and the horror it gets right.
Split
Decision
Our House – Town
panoramas, vintage vinyl, and the happy dinner table open this 2018
remake of the 2010 movie Ghost
from the Machine, but
our college son inventor puts projects before his parents' wishes.
More overhead locales and driving to the lab montages waste precious
moments when starting with the gadgets and a line about his family
not understanding his electromagnetic induction theories would
suffice. Despite the high tech possibilities and recent gear, the
experiments have a nice eighties low tech touch with light bulbs,
knobs, and dials. Family tragedy strikes, but the drama moves so fast
we can't enjoy the personal dilemmas as the eldest struggles to raise
his younger siblings three months later and the middle brother blames
him for their parents' deaths. Unfortunately, yet more silent driving
montages and aerial transitions make the concept thin; filler leaving
dialogue and actual interactions too short. Spinning equipment and
clicking machinery intercut with writing on the mirror and little
girls talking to imaginary friends are fine suspense, but there isn't
that much ominous smoke in the experiment nor all that many strange
occurrences. It's understandable if the children are jumping to
hopeful conclusions in their grief, but the daughter is only a
swimmer for derivative bathroom timers and water frights when the mad
science possibility is enough without shoehorned scares. An inventor
trying to contact unseen energies is reluctant to consider any
ghostly communications until an obligatory internet research montage
and hair on the arms standing up electromagnetic explanations dumb
down the fantastic. Amplifying events with loud crescendos drags the
last half hour as the spirited metaphors are lost to typical horror
shadows and whooshes – forgetting any internal logic for contrived
neighborly detours and solving past house crimes. Even those annoying
town scene transitions disappear as apparent post production changes
thematically damage the family drama and any horror or science
fiction grief. Not bothering to study the original experiment video
for three months provides convenient revelations in the final act
before getting the details from the old lady next door, making the
end different from what this says on the tin yet predictable horror
nonetheless. Perhaps this is fine for horror lite fans but there was
potential for a deeper examination rather than typical scares
underestimating the human connection.
Skip
It
A Haunted House – I'm not a fan of found footage films, so
this 2013 horror comedy parody from Marlon Wayans (Scary Movie)
mocking the genre seemed like it would be fun. Plain text warnings of
recovered recordings, assorted camera angles, and onscreen timestamps
open the winks as the new camera and young couple moving in together
don't mix thanks to his dog, her boxes, his arcades games, and her
dad's ashes. Affection, sass, and bemusing stuffed animal foreplay
are ruined by hair in curlers, open bathroom doors, and awful farts
in the night – making for refreshingly real relationships and
humor. No blind spots in the video coverage means catching the maid
up to some saucy, and racist, voyeuristic security camera guys want
your passwords. Fetishizing friends want to swap, the gay psychic
wants to know if they've had same sex encounters – all the white
people are envious opportunists and that's nice to see in a genre so
often dominated by such caucasity. Sleepwalk dancing and what happens
during the night silliness caught on camera escalates with getting
high and mocking the usual sheets, smoky imagery, whooshing, and
Ouija boards. Our couple jumps to conclusions about the haunting over
noises, misplaced keys, doors moving by themselves, and kitchen
mishaps, but neither is a catch and a lot of incidents are more about
their own faults and problems. They probably shouldn't be together
horror or not, and some of the not addressing their own issues is too
on the nose serious or uneven alongside the humor. The misogyny is
akin to women often being haunted and not believed in horror, but
nothing is scary because the overtly comedic attempts are out of
place against the formulaic encounters. There's
an imaginary friend, pervert ghost, demons, a deal with the devil for
Louboutins, and the final act is an old hat exorcism meets
Poltergeist parody crowded
with male ghost rapacious and more unnecessary homophobic jokes.
There's promise in how the camera brings out the voyeur in us all,
changing us once we're in front of it by revealing our true selves or
why we're weary of the lens. A taut eighty minutes with
bemusing commentary on the genre's flaws could have been a watchable,
but the dumb and offensive shtick goes on for far too long –
becoming the monotonous horror movie it's trying to send up thanks to
a surprising lack of personality.