Bob
Newhart Show says Goodbye in Style
by
Kristin Battestella
Bob
Newhart's Doctor Robert Hartley, Susanne Pleshette as his wife Emily,
Bob Daily as navigator neighbor Howard Borden, Peter Bonerz as
orthodontist Jerry Robinson, and Marcia Wallace as receptionist Carol
Kester return for The
Bob Newhart Show's final
twenty-two episode 1977-78 season full of change, goodbyes, and
memories.
Everyone's
already telling Bob to get with the times in the “Bob's Change of
Life” premiere as The Hartleys move to the top floor of their
apartment building. He's more interested in finishing his book, but
has second thoughts about how that will impact his life before his
parents moving from his childhood home puts things in perspective.
The Bob Newhart Show opens
its final season with a forward change that takes a sentimental look
back while balancing the humor with the sight gags we
know and love. Early in the year, some half hours tend to try hard
with the laughter rather than let the beloved cast roll, but a call
from the Peeper in “A Day in the Life” inviting The Hartleys to
New Orleans raises the stakes. Bob doesn't like travel and Emily bets
him he can't see to all his patients and the trip planning on such
short notice. Onscreen time stamps chronicle the rushed day, and the
pot boiler humor, calendar switches, airline mix ups, and drunk
barbers provide wit before “You're Fired, Mr. Chips” and several
bizarre applicants for Bob's new assistant position. Bob finally
hires his old professor – who was recently forced to retire from
teaching. He treats group therapy like lessons in the classroom, and
Bob has too much respect to tell him different. Generational clashes
and ageism accent the lecturing versus listening tactics, knowing
when to put the patients before the textbook, and letting one past it
down gently. Work problems put Bob and Emily's tenth anniversary off
on the wrong foot in “Grand Delusion,” and young waitress Morgan
Fairchild (Falcon Crest)
leads The Hartleys to imagine what their lives would have been like
without each other. Chauffeur Jerry and wealthy husband Howard don't
do it for blinged out Emily when navigator neighbor Bob scandalously
steals her heart – and race car driver and big game hunter on the
cover of Time Bob
falls for sexy hostess Emily when not helping patients the likes of
Frank Sinatra or the President. Here near the end, The
Bob Newhart Show uses
a little fantasy time to solidify the series' core chemistry.
The
Hartleys invite their lonely friends and depressed patients over in
“Twas the Pie Before Christmas,” but their tree is a runt and
another rate increase has Bob's patients in an uproar – especially
when the printing company mixes up the fee notice with Bob's
Christmas cards. Angry Mr. Carlin hires the titular pie in the face
to get Dr. Hartley, with messy pastry mistakes and canceled party
invitations sending The Bob
Newhart Show off
with some all out hysterics.
Of course, in “Freudian Ship” Bob can't relax on a ten day
cruise. He wants to take his files along despite the shark repellent
gag gifts, bad champagne, and zany ship's activities which Emily
always wins. Loony fellow passengers and a meek wife who isn't going
to take it anymore thanks to Bob's advice almost ruin the winks and
privacy– boilermakers and scavenger hunts notwithstanding – and
it's delightful to see the same troubles in getting involved where
one shouldn't even at sea. The ensemble also rises to the occasion
for several episodes only featuring Newhart for call in bookends,
making the best use of his telephone routine while everyone talks
about how much they miss Bob. Despite technically doing so, nobody's
'phoning it in,' and reminiscing, goodbye undercurrents lead up to
the series finale “Happy Trails to You.” Although The
Bob Newhart Show has
flirted with Bob going on professorship interviews in the past, this
time we know it's permanent when Bob accepts a teaching post in
Oregon. He regrets giving up his practice and can't break the news to
his patients, saying that the group will do fine without him, but
their therapy tears and Mr. Carlin's desperate posturing double the
emotions. The crying is played for laughs over everything from
canceling the newspaper to Howard's fainting upon hearing the news
and one outlandish landlord. A year after The Mary Tyler Moore Show's quintessential
finale, the self-aware
pranks, sing a longs, and serious sentiments here go out on an over
the top high note with onscreen toasts and an almost meta goodbye to
us, too. They just don't end shows like they used to – Newhart
being
the exception, of course.
He's
a fuddy duddy who never does anything crazy and doesn't like change –
Bob Newhart's Robert Hartley must have everything the same, planned,
and organized. Understandably he flips when the local pizza place
changes the menu, but Bob takes a long look at himself in the
changing times, and it's refreshing to have a lead character who is
able to have self inspection and reflection even if he makes bad
jokes when he's nervous and can't keep a straight face when a
ventriloquist patient thinks his lookalike dummy is going to leave
him. Of course, Bob can't get over his mom Martha Scott ditching the
Hopalong Cassidy bedspread in his old bedroom, and he keeps a little
bitty trophy from his brief high school basketball tenure. He's
reluctant to send a cold steak back because he doesn't want to be
left behind while everyone else is eating and calls himself to test
his newfangled beeper, but Bob can admit it hurts a little when Mr.
Carlin tells him he's short, talks in cliches, and has a beeper that
doesn't beep. Though mostly absent in five episodes, Newhart's tried
and true phone gags are put to good use as Hartley is said to be
traveling on a book tour. The good doctor can't help helping people
on vacation either, insisting everyone should be treated with
kindness and understanding – which isn't always an easy thing to do
thanks to the zany folk in his line of work. When he sees a clown who
takes himself too seriously and doesn't want people to laugh at him,
Bob can't help but laugh, too. However, he assures his patient that
making people smile is actually a mighty fine, dignified job. Then
again, when a new patient in “Shallow Throat” won't say anything
to Bob, he's at his wits end until the patient finally does talk –
and confesses to embezzling from his company. Certainly The Bob
Newhart Show usually plays fast and loose with doctor and patient
confidentiality with one and all often in on the psychological
dilemmas. Here, however, Bob is torn by the serious crime revealed
within his medical trust. It's unethical if he tells what's told in
confidence and unethical if he doesn't contact police, and it's
terribly amusing to see Bob dealing with his guilt while the criminal
in question makes plans for Brazil and the police play guessing games
with Bob's pathetic clues.
Stylish
and always in vogue, Suzanne Pleshette's Emily Hartley adores their
new apartment but writes a letter to complain about a faulty toaster!
She gets take out if she's home late from school, but makes sure
there is enough for Howard and puts Bob in his place a time or two.
Emily finally gets some attention again in several of those episodes
without Newhart this season, beginning with “A Girl in Her
Twenties” when she meets their stuck in the past vaudeville
neighbor Mildred Natwick (The Quiet Man). Emily debates if
there is any harm in living alone with charming mementos while her
family says it is time for a medical move. Even if a psychological
evaluation is clearly in Bob's vein and the story wraps up easily,
humor softens the dilemma alongside the nostalgia of being neighborly
versus minding your own business. Emily's looking forward to fishing
with Bob's dad Barnard Hughes in “Grizzly Emily,” but she has to
put her foot down when told to cook and clean for the boys. Her
younger successful woman clashes with the elderly, set in his ways
attitudes, for Herb thinks women's lib works in the city but not in
the wild – until a bear's outside the window, that is. An old
college beau visits while Bob's away in “It Didn't Happen One
Night,” but their friends don't think a newly divorced man and the
married Emily can be just friends. She resents their suspicions, but
when her guest does come on to Emily, she calls Bob. She loves his
sensitivity, how he holds her, listens, and has cute ears that make
her more in love with him everyday. The ensemble, however, still has
a few dancing disguises and disastrous pranks to rescue her. Emily
wears a Tracy Grammar School t-shirt and complains over cheer leading
tryouts and her loosing softball team, yet we don't see her at work
as a vice principal until the principal leaves her to blame after the
school's terrible test scores in “Crisis in Education.” For this
penultimate episode sans Bob, it's Emily on the phone battling
parents concerned about their children's decline in reading, and
rigid old teaching versus newfangled learning techniques lace the
comedic moments with a layered debate still relevant today.
Peter
Bonerz' Jerry Robinson wants patients to wear headphones so they
won't hear the dentist drill and often appears in one scene just for
a dental joke when not hitting up the ladies with 'What's your sign?'
or flexing when no one's impressed. He
doesn't want a collar on his hummingbird, but Carol says you can put
a muzzle on this jackass. Jerry makes her type a nasty letter about
his unpaid parking tickets before spending the night in jail and
paying his fine in pennies. He's reluctant to take Howard to a game
when he has an extra ticket but brings a giant little portable
television when they're supposed to rough it at the cabin. Bob tells
Jerry he comes on terribly strong and should change his approach in
“A Jackie Story,”
and Jerry's put in his place when fearing the great titular gal will
dump him first. While a fun episode, it's another retread on his
avoiding commitment – setting the character back when I almost wish
they would have written Jerry off when he traveled the world so
director Bonerz could move totally behind the screen. The late Bill
Daily as Howard Borden helps The Hartleys move but has memories of
their apartment they don't when Bob asks him about all their good
times. He sleeps on their couch, gasps at the nerve of somebody else
who comes for dinner with no notice, and puts his feet up when Bob's
gone. If he's there, the knock at the door can't be him, for he never
knocks anyway. He somehow passes a driving test despite thinking
inkblots are French when he sees something risque in them, and Howard
tries his hand at magic tricks – ending up locked in a trunk and
the episode leaves him there. He doesn't want his son Howie to drop
out of school and go on the road with a comedy act complete with
corny punchlines, hand buzzers, and squirting flowers in “My Son
the Comedian.” However, Howard's life isn't exactly grounded in
reality either. He's only seen in uniform a few times and the
character is so dumbed down it's tough to believe he's a navigator,
but Jerry finally asks how he can possibly fly an airplane. Howard
tells him he'll just have to take lessons like he did to know. She
can handle seven phone calls despite wet nail polish, likes listening
to the dirty prank calls, and practices holding her breath for scuba
diving, but Marcia Wallace's Carol Kester Bondurant is also treated
as a superb receptionist or incompetent as needed. So long as it is
humorous or sassy, viewers aren't supposed to notice The
Bob Newhart Show often
only shows Carol in one or two scenes at her backwards desk –
beating Jerry at arm wrestling while wearing some seriously bright
eye shadow, big bell bottoms, and pinafore meets muumuu yellow
dresses. Although she introduces herself with just her married name,
Carol's travel agent husband Larry is only mentioned twice, and the
late in the season “Carol Ankles for Indie-Prod” spends more time
talking about Carol than featuring her. Bob says she deserves to win
a Secretary of the Year contest, but she's leaving the office again
to be Mr. Carlin's assistant. This is a nice episode – Carol quits
by saying it hasn't been easy laughing at all Bob's bad jokes – and
the goodbyes within the goodbye are touching. Of course, we've seen
this plot so, so many times on The
Bob Newhart Show, and
fluffing Mr. Carlin's spare toupee is not what Carol has in mind when
she wants to learn about real estate. For once, however, she sticks
with it and gets her realty license.
Jack
Riley as Eliot Carlin, John Fiedler as Mr. Peterson, and Florida
Friebus as Mrs. Bakerman return often this season, and “Who Was
That Masked Man?” has a reluctant Zorro Bob called from a costume
party when Mr. Peterson's out on a ledge over his domineering wife. A
comical battle of the sexes, Bob's straight man advice, and a giant
mural of Mr. Carlin combine for one of the season's most on form
episodes before Mr. Carlin's caught in a paternity claim for
“Carlin's New Suit.” He uses Bob as his witness versus lawyer
Ricardo Montalban (Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan) and
single mother Loni Anderson (WKRP
in Cincinnati), for the kid
can't possibly be his. However, Mr. Carlin likes having someone to
wear matching suits and impart his shrewd business ways. The visual
gags, incidental quips, and humorously wrapped issues continue in
“Emily Carlin, Emily Carlin” when Mr. Carlin asks Emily to be his
impressive reunion date. Except, unlike Bob, she won't put up with
his insults. Fortunately, Mr. Carlin can lie for two, and the
'Duchess of Carlin' need only curtsy. A kids radio show announcer
with a stutter in “Easy for You to Say” asks Bob to help him
prepare for a television opportunity, and although there are a few
moments making fun of the condition, Bob assures everyone remains
respectful. He helps his patient stand up, admit his problem, and
inspire his youthful audience to do the same thanks to more touching
statements amid the comedy. In “Group on a Hot Tin Roof,” Howard
Hesseman's TV writer Mr. Plager tries his hand at theatre, and a
local playhouse takes on his World War I re-imagining of the group
itself. Mr. Carlin wants a percent of the profits while the rest feel
violated over the breach of group confidentiality. This interesting
debate on therapy in art and life as fiction provides plenty of meta
– a sitcom about therapy doing a play about therapy in a serious
setting that turns out to be funny. When Bob helps prisoners re-enter
society in “Ex-Con Job,” unfortunately, the humor falls flat with
Hispanic tropes and stereotypical African-American jive contributing
to the already uncooperative attitudes. We've seen un-hip Bob nervous
around criminals before, and this entry tries to do too much when the
dilemma of a black man with a record trying to get a job is a topical
situation The Bob Newhart
Show usually does so well.
Although “Son of Ex-Con Job” reminds everyone these are the same
convicts when they're shocked Bob has a jailbird group, the stronger
cell block hopes and dreams here actually don't need the first
episode. Realistic therapy conversations reveal difficult family
adjustments and doubts about going straight when crime is more
successful. Only the fellow cons can understand each other – going
into business together even when Bob says their reliance on each
other won't make their barber shop boom and each needs their own
goals to thrive.
While
the funky theme remains, early in Season Six The
Bob Newhart Show occasionally
cuts the credits before going with longer titles featuring The
Hartleys swanky new apartment complete with an obviously seventies
fake city skyline, faux brick wallpaper, and heaps
of orange. Rust couch, pumpkin chairs, some giant tangerine feather
fern thing in the corner – it reminds me of the huge orange velvet
couch my parents had when I was a child. There are paisley suits,
wide lapels, men with sweaters tied over their shoulders, women
wearing off the shoulder sundresses, and more plaid upon plaid to
match the orange pants, gold lame, sequins, and curly perms. The
Bob Newhart Show looks
both so old and of its time yet changed so much from when the show
began. We do however see Bob in his fedora one last time amid the
Charlie's Angels
references
and Star Wars hype.
Giant headphones, huge
flashlights that barely shine any light, and rotary payphones begat
ridiculous beepers, massive speakers, and pencil sharpeners. Never
forget, these people had to lick
their stamps!
Fortunately, the The Bob Newhart Show: The Complete Series Bonus
Disc has several features including a drastically different Original
Pilot before the 1991 Anniversary Special. Here the cast picks up
right where they left off with fresh eighties
oranges and faithfully
recreated sets framing a memory lane clip show tying directly into
that Newhart topper.
It's actually a good little episode, and if that had been today, you
know there would be a revival season!
A Group Therapy forty-five minute 2013 round table follows with
Newhart, Daily, Bonerz, Jack Riley, and director Michael Zinberg
recalling the show's origins, Pleshette and Wallace's casting,
comedic pacing and timely editing, and how Pleshette was worthy of a
spin off series. The boys also mention the wardrobe man was
colorblind, which God bless him, that explains a
lot!
The
Bob Newhart Show had
already grown repetitive before this season, and the early part of
this final year is somewhat aimless before the phone set ups,
humorous gags, and wit in wild settings provide more memorable
episodes. Characters we know and love take a final bow with
sentimental laughs and comforting but no less sophisticated banter.
Fortunately, we don't really have to say adieu and can rewind
the witty nostalgia with The
Bob Newhart Show Season
Six.
1 comment:
The lawyer in "Carlin's New Suit" was not portrayed by Ricardo Montalban, but rather the actor Mark Lenard. Lenard is also well-known in the Star Trek series as Spock's father, "Sarek."
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