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Horror and Macabre This Fall!
By
Kristin Battestella
Turn
the clocks back, rake the leaves, bake some apple pie, and carve the pumpkins!
Oh, it isn’t really Fall? Who cares! We can make do with some good ole fashion
scary movies!
From
a Whisper to a Scream – The
great, freaky heartbeat intro and weird shower and bridal montage set the tone
for this 1987 anthology, and a very creepy mood and spooky house establish the
execution and evil town bookends well. Of course, there isn’t enough of horror
host Vincent Price and he does look somewhat frail. Nonetheless, Big V’s
delivery is still raspy robust, and he commands an element of uncanny class
with his young reporter guest, the late Susan Tyrrell (Cry-Baby). Perhaps tame today, Clu Gulager (Return of the Living Dead) leads the sexy and gory first segment
with kinks and twists. Tale Two offers greedy Terry Kiser (Weekend at Bernie’s) with a gruesome and bizarre backwater
witchdoctor vibe, and the third story is a would be demented county fair with sexy
sauce, voodoo dolls, plenty of blood, and lots of titular screaming. If anyone has
ever thought about eating glass, this is a good deterrent! The final Civil War tale serves up some very
disturbing little kids, and they’re not afraid to whack a soldier in the mouth
with a femur-or worse. It sounds crazy, perhaps even stupid and ripped off from
other cult children films, but Lordy!
Besides the evil town implication, the stories here are a little uneven in
theme and design with little cohesion. Each is slow to start with poor pacing
until the kickers and the style is almost too eighties dated to enjoy the
bloody- almost. Thankfully, the good scares and twists make this one worth a
look.
Murders
in the Rue Morgue – This 1971
AIP adaptation departs from the Edgar Allan Poe source with a Phantom of the Opera theatrical-before-horror
spin, fun carnival music, bright outdoor scenery, and vaudeville color. Unfortunately, the French signals are mixed,
the ape effects poor, and there isn’t a lot of gothic mood. Oscar winner Jason
Robards (All the President’s Men and Julia) also feels too old for the role,
with a dry, phoned in performance; and the can-can temptations are tame today. The
98 minute extended version also takes a little too long to find the meat of its
tale and feels uneven with slow play within a play sequences. Thankfully, there
are good looking ladies- Christine Kaufmann (The Last Days of Pompeii), Lili Palmer (But Not For Me), and Maria Perschy (Freud)- fine costumes, and lush Victorian décor. The frenetic intercutting of song and dance
with crime works in tandem with first-rate dream sequences, eerie timing, and
askew filming angles. The flashbacks create a murder mystery theme and kinship
to the Poe inspirations, too. It’s not all as good as it should be, and outside
of a few beheadings, it’s not that scary. Nevertheless, the joy here is in the
period thriller rather than any expected gothic horror, and quiet horror
viewers and turn of the century mystery audiences will delight.
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