Classy
Dames Do Fear
By
Kristin Battestella
These
elegant ladies face mid-century murder, psychedelic mayhem, and
medieval mysteries in this quartet of retro frights.
Cult of the Damned
– Rich houses, antiques, elite splendor, and denial about one's
father in the shower with another man and mother Jennifer Jones (Ruby Gentry)
doing stag films open this 1969 AIP release also called Angel
Angel Down We Go. The
delusions escalate as daughter Holly Near (The
Magical Garden of Stanley Sweetheart)
feels fat and ugly compared to her not so perfect parents. Slit
wrists intercut with guillotines, ironic music, and pop graffiti
reflect our Angel's warped state of mind. Stage-like settings and
twofer scenes reiterate the dysfunctional relationships mixing both
oedipal and Electra favoritism, jealously, and violence. The top
billed, soft focused Jones always has bare shoulders or sheer,
glamorous frocks, pill popping yet graceful compared to her chaotic
daughter, and her coming out party is really for them to show off how
they have given her everything – save for the love and kindness she
desires. They wonder who would want her save for her inheritance, but
heady singers and tight leather pants lead to leopard print
seduction, pillows, furs, and a goofy sex scene with Roddy McDowell
(Planet of the Apes),
singer Lou Rawls, and a pregnant girl dressed as pilgrim. Implied
abuses, Angel's being taken advantage of brainwashing, kidnappings,
and escalating gang violence are played humorously, and the parody of
the times coming within those times gets lost in some of the put on
groovy dialogue. Social
commentaries on American Imperialism and palatial lifestyles collide
with bloody pop art and fatal skydiving as the band moves in on our
nasty parents. After all, making enough money through any means to
buy class and erase who you were is an American rite of passage.
Though certainly watchable thanks to the bizarre nonsensical; the
random, joking style is not as shocking as it thinks it is. Colorful
dancing and cool tunes with mean lyrics jar between solemn camera
confessionals. The haze becomes boring and overlong thanks to the
short lived highs and meaninglessness of it all. Such disturbia would
have been better had the torment been played straight, but I don't
really get a lot of the acid trip here – unless Angel died at the
start and this was all just a final fever dream.

The Fourth Victim –
Quaint English manors and swanky interiors lead to poolside perils,
shady housekeepers, and handy death certificates in this
international 1971 mystery. The body discovered is freshly clothed
before
phoning the authorities, and Scotland Yard is curious about pricey
insurance policies, autopsies, and previously deceased wives with
faulty brakes and suspect falls. Our nonchalant husband is unbothered
by court inquiries thanks to the loyal housekeeper feigning tawdry
melodramatics on the witness stand, and even the inspector admires
him for getting rich off getting rid of three wives and now he can't
be tried again. Carroll Baker (The Big Country), however,
has been swimming in his
pool. She claims to not read the papers nor care about his infamy,
portraits of the deceased, or mementos in the attic. Her white
bathing suit and neighborly carefree disrupts his strange, unfeeling
calm, but her gothic home next door is dilapidated, spooky, and
imposing to match the twists, eerie lookalikes, and ambiguous
mysteries. More time is spent on the trial then their whirlwind
wedding, but the bliss wears off fast thanks to his heavy handed
accusations and her snooping. Now she wonders what he really did do
to his last wife, yet their waxing on death and the courage to kill
amid casual shopping trips and falling in love confessions show that
our couple is actually a lot alike. Despite the emotional
entanglements, fatal history, and institution connections; the
characterizations are uneven with important players and pesky humor
dropped. The overlong, stilted, askew male focus is dominated by
unnecessary coming and going scenes with dated, over the top musical
interludes. Thankfully, car chases and atmospheric flashbacks begat
the unexpected in the final act as the maybe maybe not escalates with
taut character interplay.
Sudden Fear – Frenetic notes
contrast the sweeping melodic crescendos and Broadway billboards as
successful playwright Joan Crawford (Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?) marries struggling
young actor Jack Palance (Dan Curtis' Dracula) in
the 1952 noir thriller. Of course we know Palance is up to no good,
and our all business Myra exercises the casting approval for her
play. She doesn't think he has the power to make the women in the
audience squirm, but they meet again on the train to San Francisco –
playing poker, wining, dining, and lighting each other's cigarettes.
Cross coverage angles, up close shots, and sitting side by side
visuals parallel the coming together traveling as holding hands leads
to dancing, romantic strolls through the Redwoods, and Golden Gate
vistas. Bling, furs, frocks, chandeliers, and classic cars accent the
wealthy home complete with a custom dictating machine, hidden
microphones, and master switches to record all her play compositions.
The declarations of love on the staircase, hilltop honeymoon, and
white robes create a play within a play romance while mirrors reflect
the change in control. Our concerned Lester doesn't want Myra racing
down the perilous steps to the dock, however marshmallow Gloria
Grahame (In A Lonely Place) is
not what she seems thanks to secret meetings, blackmail, and long
cons. Again visuals layer the silk pajamas and key to her apartment
innuendo, but head over heels Myra redoes her will with Lester as
beneficiary. The dictation playback forces us to pay attention as the
Oscar nominated Crawford hears the pillow talk and duplicitous
plotting – a crushing performance with tragic tears and crippling
shock as the stuck needle repeats the threats. Everything has gone up
a notch yet the betrayal remains personal with shattering breaks,
looking over her shoulder hysteria, and double locking the doors. The
echoes haunt Myra into the bedroom as she postulates what car
accident or smothering might befall her. Now she has to be the
actress, claiming a headache or too much champagne and refusing
Lester's offered sleeping pill. Lying awake with the black and white
shadows and ticking clocks escalates to forged signatures, break ins,
and poison. Sophisticated tension rises with every cocktail, change
of plans, and slight of hand amid scandalous stockings, falls down
the stairs, and in camera attention to detail. The scheduled actions
happen down to the minute with gunshots and kill or be killed
overlays that don't underestimate the viewer. Intense zooms focus on
the tormented faces while pearl watches keep time and white gloves
hide all the secrets. Silence and phone ring rings are used to
maximum advantage with beads of sweat, perilous close calls, and the
fright of seeing one in the mirror holding a gun. Our desperate dame
is out of her element in a no win situation. Bad people are supposed
to get what they deserve and Myra must remain good despite chases,
spotlights, lookalike ladies, and rear view mirrors culminating in
noir perfection.
An
Elizabeth Taylor Bonus
Doctor Faustus – Producer
Richard Burton (The Robe)
co-directs this 1968 play presentation based on the medieval
Marlowe's pact with Lucifer, however the stifling script, flowery
soliloquies, and dry over acting hamper the excellent bones, candles,
cobwebs, and sixteenth century mood. Learned science is so close to
superstition and alchemy, and our dissatisfied scholar resorts to
Latin rituals, ominous tomes, maggots, and necromancy. Red cloaks,
orange firelight, purple sorcery, blue catacombs, green stones, and
black wings invoke the hellish historical meets silent Expressionism.
Zooms, in and out of focus mirages, and tense camerawork highlight
moving statues and magical skulls speaking back to Faustus as he
boasts of his bargains with the devil, undeterred in signing in blood
thanks to his youthful transformation. Unfortunately, Burton does his
best Orson Welles self-indulgence here, paralleling the tale by
biting off more than he can chew when not imaging the supple
Elizabeth Taylor (Cleopatra)
as Helen of Troy for his perfect,
silent woman. The thee thou bloated text and Burton talking to
himself voiceovers are unnecessarily scholarly compared to the
cinematic, medieval visuals – making the piece seem much longer and
more complicated than it is. There is no sounding board character and
the language should have been trimmed, for it's not the Oxford
University's Acting Company's provocative questions but Burton's over
the top windblown me me me that's tepid and detached. Actor turned
professor Andreas Teuber as Mephistopheles is far more haunting as
the tormented fallen pained at losing eternal bliss, for hell is
limitless with no boundaries to its sins. Slow motion, back flipping
nymphs and imagined battlefield glory are a little long, however it's
fitting that Faustus doesn't realize he is a mere, foolish, mortal
man. The hedonistic kaleidoscope parade of lechery provides surreal
haze without being trashy, and Burton's best poetry and passion come
in the embraces with Taylor. He debates the emperor over his
conjuring, mocks the court, and scoffs at the pope as humor and sing
songs turn into freaky hoods, screams, and damnation. Who is Faustus
to argue with evil? No matter how many times he stops to ogle
Taylor's dripping allure, Faustus ends up looking upon himself in the
grave, ultimately getting the celestial comeuppance he deserves. The
redemption versus selling one's soul parables make for fine horror,
deception, and choices – not to mention Elizabeth Taylor in sensual
gold lipstick and glowing silver body paint.