The
Bob Newhart Show Peaks with Season Four
by
Kristin Battestella
The
1975-76 twenty-four episode season of The Bob Newhart Show tosses
new husbands, potential kids, and one zany Peeper at psychologist
Robert Hartley, his schoolteacher wife Emily, their neighbor
navigator Howard Borden, orthodontist Jerry Robinson, and
receptionist Carol Kester. That's not to mention some wild patients
and one drunken Thanksgiving...
Future
Newhart costar
and third Mr. Pleshette
Tom Posner guest stars in the “The Longest Good-bye” season
premiere when Bob's college roommate Cliff 'The Peeper' Murdock comes
to Chicago – leading to a hokey, you had to be there trip down
memory lane. The gags a minute provide our usual straight man
psychologist the chance to have some fun, however The Peeper's
colorful Vermont pranks and syrup on everything eating habits drive
Emily crazy as his leeching stay grows to include their den, Bob's
wardrobe, the car, and their credit cards. Fortunately, The Peeper
finds a fellow spirit in Jerry for an impromptu sing a long and a fun
start to the season complete with snakes in a can. Bob, meanwhile,
gets dressed up in his 'bill paying ensemble' for “Change Is Gonna
Do Me Good.” His fifteenth of the month ritual annoys Emily so they
decide to switch his bills for her grocery shopping. Too bad Emily's
checks bounce when she can't follow his payment categories – bodily
maintenance, domicile, and communication for the phone and
newspapers. Bob can't read her grocery list, either, but calculates
the price per ounce at the store and alphabetizes the kitchen in
descending order of spoilage. The battle of the sexes psychology
spins continue in “Shrinks Across the Sea” as a visiting
psychologist exchange has The Hartleys disagreeing on everything from
dust to whether they should eat at an American restaurant or cook at
home. The Bob Newhart Show
has
some unusually off handed
French snides here, but their guest is fittingly snobby, claiming
Paris is nothing to see and afraid Chicago wouldn't have toilet
paper. Each psychologist can spot the opposite's stress but can't
notice their own petty arguments. After all, Bob thinks their balcony
is like Paris in Spring, but Emily says it is
Chicago in winter. But hey, this is the seventies, there's no need
for prudes to be so provincial. Yogi Bear is on at the same early
bird time and everyone will miss it, but Bob intends to wax on the
overall effectiveness of group therapy when a television host asks
him to be on her talk show in “Who Is Mr. X?” Unfortunately, the
barracuda host rips psychology as nothing more than a flimflam after
Bob says there is no one cure and he cannot guarantee his work. He's
back peddled into revealing that he's counseled an elected official,
giving The Bob Newhart Show
a
humorous debate on how viable therapy may not be or whether it
matters who has been treated or not. Bob sticks to his ethics while
facing the social stigmas on mental health, but TV has no qualms when
audience grabs are at stake. Everyone wants to know who the patient
is, with even the newspaper proclaiming, 'Shrink
refuses to Name Loony Legislator.' His progressive congressman
patient, however, is willing to speak up unashamed after Bob helped
him. Bravo!
The
Bob Newhart Show peaks with the
famous “Over the River and Through the Woods” episode.
Emily braves flying to see her family in Seattle, leaving the boys
alone for Thanksgiving football and one drunken tough time ordering
their moo goo gai pan. Mr. Carlin wants $9.95 for the scotch he
brought, Jerry's got a pigskin drinking game, Howard's depressed, and
Bob didn't know it was going to be this bad this early in the day.
After all, 'You know you're at a bad party when Elliot Carlin is the
happiest person in the room.' The titular singing livens things, but
four drunk men should not be in the kitchen – nor the turkey in the
dishwasher. Bob is drunk but trying his best to remain the straight
man on the phone while ordering $93 worth of Chinese food, and it is
downright hysterical. Likewise “Bob Has to Have His Tonsils Out, So
He Spends Christmas Eve in the Hospital” so our doctor overreacts
at the open back of his paper gown and fears he won't make it home to
see the Christmas tree. Mr. Carlin gives Bob back the small ugly
sweater he gave him for Christmas last year – he expects to have
his session post op, too – and Bob's worried, cranky behavior and
lack of seasonal spirit spreads to one and all. With no cheery music
nor festive decorations and a drab hospital night, this doesn't feel
much like a holiday episode. However, it's amazing to see adults
facing Christmas as just another crappy day in this non-traditional
but realistic half hour. A basketball star with a similar attitude
ordered to see Bob in “Duke of Dunk” is also unaware he's a hot
dog – he may have sixty-three points in one game but the Sunspots
have lost thirteen in a row. Good thing the entire team joins Bob for
a 'Fear of Winning' group. In “Birth of a Salesman,” Bob tries to
get a salesman patient to be more assertive and helps Emily contest
an erroneous ticket, for he doesn't like the nation becoming a flock
of sheep not standing up for what we believe. The judicial system
needs wise judges to hear all the facts if it is to remain just, but
Bob's advice backfires into lawsuits, who is parking in who's parking
space, and finger pointing over who started it first semantics
bullying another into relenting. The quality of The Bob Newhart
Show dips somewhat this season,
yet just when you think things feel stagnant late in the year, a
still timely episode like this happens. Of course, no one but Bob is
happy to see The Peeper and his sparklers in the season finale
“Peeper Two.” He has more college glory stories to share, but his
wife has left him for the milk man so he's going to stay with The
Hartleys for an entire month. Fortunately, dribble glasses and
gizzard gags break the serious moments with humorous wallowing. Bob
takes The Peeper to the piano bar, refusing to let him sulk and
putting him back on his feet – except all the girls in the bar
want a married sugar daddy and keep hitting on Bob.
Bob
'The Mooner' Hartley Class of '52 had a brush haircut, a convertible
in college, and in flagrante paperbacks under his mattress – but he
isn't too proud of such youthful antics. Grown up, inflexible Bob
chews his food exactly thirty-two times, always buys Emily the same
perfume, and goes really bold by setting his electric blanket to four
instead of three. Newhart still does phone skits, but Dr. Hartley
questions how much he actually helps his patients in “What's It All
About, Albert?” Everyone is successful and accomplished but him,
putting Bob on the couch taking advice from others and seeking his
college professor mentor. Unfortunately, Bob's not hip with the new
go with how you feel hugging campus, W for Wonderful grades, and no
need to whisper in the library philosophies. Are scream therapy,
inkblots, and psychology really all a crock? The scatterbrained
circumspection is able to laugh at the paid to do nothing
appearances, allowing Bob to realize his dedication to his work is
worthwhile – or at least more important than golf. He's willing to
let his patients go to prove he isn't a fraud, but honestly, $35 an
hour is
a steal! Of course, “Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time” has Bob
up at 7 am for Mr. Carlin and home after his 'Fear of Darkness' group
at 10 pm, letting his patients dictate his life until another suave
psychologist offers him a partnership. Onscreen time stamps and
quirky scene transitions a la The
Sting accentuate the zany,
but poor Bob ends up working twice as hard – and stuck with an old
lady patient who reads poetry and insists on a ninety degree office
temperature – while his partner's off on a yacht with pineapples
and champagne!
It's
been a few years on The Bob Newhart Show and Suzanne
Pleshette's hair has grown out – a fuller, mini fro cut to match
Emily's long, swinging seventies dresses. I'm not sure about the
dresses with hoods, super wide collars, and Little House on the
Prairie denim pinafores; but the
big shirts, wide belts, flared pants, and black velvet remain far
out. Those capes and ponchos are back in vogue, too! Emily says
there are still things she doesn't like about Bob, such as his rigid
unchanging ways, and they argue in bed about their less than perfect
anniversary gifts. She pushes him to update his routine but is not a
morning person and dislikes when Bob's stressful hours interfere with
their dinner. Emily still stinks at matchmaking, too – relying on
if a man sounds gorgeous on the phone and tales from an old best
friend who drove a pink t-bird. She doesn't always get Bob's
analogies and can't understand basketball, but Emily can bluff
through a hockey article when hogging the newspaper. She gets jealous
when Bob talks about former school sweethearts – especially the
young thin blonde ones – and yells at Howard yet always sets three
dinner places to include him. It's nice to have a full plot focusing
on Emily when she is promoted over a more experienced male colleague
in “A Matter of Vice-Principal.” She's happy to have the
unexpected job but is more concerned about telling the teaching
couple who were set on the position. Rather then tell her what to do,
supportive Bob says she needn't feel guilty over their resentment,
but she does think it is her fault, making for a fine mix of
professional versus friendship, female authority over males, and
crisscrossed couples. Not to mention Emily ends up stuck behind a
desk making tough phone calls and disciplining students while piles
of paperwork and lack of funds tie her hands. A classroom snake is on
the loose and Tracy Grammar School is out of hot dog buns!
Fortunately, Emily gets a spiffy parking spot with her name on it –
and a $10 parking ticket.
Director
Peter Bonerz' onscreen orthodontist Jerry Robinson prefers to be a
free cruiser – a debonair swinger with a devil may care vanity
hiding his fears of being thirty-seven and alone. He's still very
selfish, placing money above people, and wants everyone to overpay in
his complicated football pool scheme. Jerry's annoyed Carol's wedding
may interfere with his tennis time and takes odds that the groom
won't show. He's mostly seen in the office lobby this season ordering
her to do something menial, expecting donuts in the morning or
complaining about his $200 hard contact lenses – a pricey luxury in
the mid seventies – because he doesn't want to wear glasses. While
apparently good at his job and seen mentioning his work or coming and
going with young patients, Jerry isn't seen doing much and he doesn't
know how many teeth people have. Fortunately, he says the pride and
accomplishments of his work are better than money, and he does seem
to care about events at his former orphanage. Jerry spends Christmas
arguing with Howard, too – The Bob Newhart Show seems
to forget whether Bob's best friends are currently friends or enemies
themselves depending on the situation. Jerry strikes out a
lot, and he's not as smooth as he plays it up since he's really only
serious about Gail Strickland as the world traveling Courtney. She
returns this year in “My Boy Guillermo” wishing to adopt and
marry Jerry. She's ready to settle down, but they have very different
views on how to raise a child, where to live, even what to name a son
and whether he would also become an orthodontist. Naturally paperwork
intervenes and Jerry loses the family he didn't have, but seeing him
be serious instead of jerky is always a nice moment. Of course, by
the next episode he's whining for Bob to get him free tickets and
uses some orphan abandonment tears just to make Carol get him a cup
of coffee.
He's
obsessed with ironing and not interested if life is discovered on
Jupiter because he can't fly his plane there, yet Bill Daily's Howard
Borden passes his co-pilot test. He eats a piece of celery in the
store – finishing it is snacking not stealing – but tomatoes give
him hives and cucumbers make him itch. He lays tiles in his kitchen
but they won't stay because he didn't peel off the sticky back, and
Howard can't spell 'pride' as in 'he pried himself from the cockpit'
for a book about himself – and it's not an autobiography because
that's about cars. Howard worries about being cremated or frozen and
wants to leave The Hartleys the key to his apartment when he dies so
they can take back all that's theirs. Outside of such humorous
excuses, slapstick magic tricks, or intrusions next door, Howard has
very little plots of his own in Year Four. When he comes over at 1:30
am asking for cereal, the milk, a bowl and spoon, and his mail even
Bob asks why he is always there. Young Howie visits late in the
season for “The Boy Next Door,” and Howard wants his son to live
with him. Unfortunately, his airline job makes the child more of a
community responsibility – circumventing how despite his love and
sincerity, Howard has been made so dumb that he can't be responsible
enough to raise a child on his own. He gets his son a coffee maker
for his birthday and says he will have to plug in his stove for
Thanksgiving in typical bachelor scenes with no mention of Ellen
Hartley even though Howard asks her to marry him in “Here's Looking
at You, Kid.” Though humorous, the hot out of the street corner
station wagon wedding ring, Harvey Wallbangers, and a bumbling
proposal don't make us forget how The
Bob Newhart Show spent
half of Season Three
doing the exact same maybe, maybe not marriage. Pat Finley's Ellen is
now a legit newspaper reporter and interviewing sportsmen in the
locker room, yet she remains wedding shy with cold feet in every one
of her appearances – even referring to all the other times they
didn't want to get married right now, because they weren't ready,
again. Not only does the show not know what to do with the character,
but at this point, why would a smart journalist want to date silly
Howard at all? We actually see Ellen writing a brutal piece about the
medical center in “The Article,” and I don't know why she
couldn't just be a strong independent reporter stopping by to recount
her latest literary misadventures. Instead, this episode spends more
time on her photographer and the quirky doctors with Ellen's article
never even going to print. And how about Howard, who walks in, eats
toast, and leaves for a flight without ever acknowledging his
supposed fiancee – although eleven people pile into Jerry's office
for her attention and Bob defends her right to print the truth even
when his colleagues humorously threaten him. Whether the visiting
tomorrow seven episodes ago mention was a production order mistake or
a throwaway line, Howard is surprised to see his brother in “Warden
Gordon Borden” and Gordon uses the same family golly gee to also
woo Ellen. Like Howard, he's in love and ready to marry her in one
episode, and it would be funny if we hadn't seen this merry go round
already in every Howard
and Ellen episode. I love Pat Finley, but I'm glad Ellen doesn't want
either Borden brother and moves to Cleveland, never to be heard of on
The Bob Newhart Show again.
But
whoa that tie dye denim! Marcia Wallace's Carol Kester is the highest
paid receptionist in the building but wants a realistic raise and
gets tired of the office routine. She's able to talk frankly to the
overweight group about her past, but draws the line at dating a nasty
patient who takes her to the Venus Theater for Lady in the
Barracks. However, her parents won't visit in “Carol's Wedding”
because they say she cried wolf too often, and her overnight husband
Larry Bondurant (Later Newhart director
Will Mackenzie) is somewhat dull. The series couldn't keep
almosting Carol to the altar, but all the courthouse wedding planning
happens offscreen in favor of other busy gags. She asks Bob to give
her away, but it seems like Carol settled for less than a winner just
for the humor. Larry's a travel agent with a discount honeymoon to
Japan, but he's late to the wedding because he filled out his ticket
wrong and ended up in Cincinnati. This is a significant but fast
moving episode, and Carol ends up complaining to Bob about Larry.
Perhaps if they hadn't rushed into it, the couple wouldn't have so
many issues made humorous? Carol's on vacation for two episodes and
only appears briefly in others before doing her nails at her desk and
refusing to file when previously she was funny yet efficient. Her
marriage isn't addressed again until “Carol at 6:01,” six months
later when she should be used to Larry's overly attentive behavior.
Marrying her off was supposed to solve her old maid fears, but now
her problem is that the husband she barely knew is smothering her
with affection, complimenting her cooking, taking her picture, and
preparing coffee for his 'Big Red.' If he were charismatic, she'd
love the attention, but Larry is played as a dry, annoying dork.
Carol still has career woman troubles, too in “Guaranteed Not to
Shrink,” but this time his doting inspires her to go back to school
to be a psychologist. She only wants to be one because Bob is, and
when she realizes psychology isn't for her, Carol switches to
teaching like Emily. Bloop.
Kristina
Holland's (The Courtship of
Eddie's Father) two episode
receptionist Gail Bronson is actually just as fun while Carol is on
vacation, breaking her leg by falling off her shoes but taking no
guff from the doctors. She tells Jerry to get his own coffee, and
Carol says in twenty years coffee making will be fully automated
anyway! More guests include the debonair cape wearing French
psychologist Rene Auberjonois (Deep
Space Nine), Philip Allen
(The Bad News Bears)
as upscale psychologist Frank Wahlburn, and ruthless talk show host
Jennifer Warren (Slap Shot).
Mrs. Hartley Martha Scott visits in “Fathers and Sons and Mothers,”
making her 'sonny' some lemonade when he asks for a drink. Emily
calls her mom now but Mrs. Hartley insults her cooking and complains
about a lack of grandchildren. Each of her visits has Bob disliking
his mother's mothering, but its charming fun to see him squirm. Of
course, Jack Riley's Elliot Carlin hates everybody, and Jerry bets he
would have been the first of Bob's patients to die. Mr. Carlin says
he was Bob's first patient and how Bob feels is irrelevant so long as
he feels better. Mr. Carlin appears several episodes in a row, more
than some of the regular cast, and has a few plots of his own,
including “No Sale” when Mr. Carlin wants Bob to go in on a sweet
real estate deal turning tenement buildings into townhouses. Bob's
reluctant to go into business with a patient, especially for a
seventies steep $5k a piece, and the building is an inner city slum
with cast out elderly residents. Though a little heavy on the social
commentary with some humor more flat than usual, this is an
interesting ethical debate on several layers – forward cutthroat
revitalization versus supporting the downtrodden needs – and we're
still dealing with this kind of shady business, aren't we? Most of
Bob's patients such as John Fiedler as Mr. Peterson, Florida Friebus
as Mrs. Bakerman, Renee Lippin as Michelle, Lucien Scott as Mr.
Vickers, Merie Earle as Mrs. Loomis, and Oliver Clark as Mr. Herd are
seen individually instead of in group therapy, but the core group
humorously goes from hating Mr. Gianelli to having awkward vigils
after his zucchini related demise in “Death of a Fruitman.” Larry
Gelman's Dr. Tupperman joins the 'Overweight Workshop' in “The
Heavyweights,” and despite encouraging group openness, Bob uses
every euphemism possible rather than say fat. It may not be a perfect
episode, but it's interesting to see size debated on television when
it wasn't as much of an issue compared to today's onscreen stick
figures. The Bob Newhart
Show uses
humor to address negative personalities, people hiding behind their
weight, and lingering appearance prejudices.
Frequent
The Bob Newhart Show directors James Burrows and Michael
Zinberg return alongside oft writing teams Gordon and Lynn Farr and
Tom Prachett and Jay Tarses, however this season's onscreen and
behind the scenes changes feel like a second half of the series
changing the guard. A funk mix is added to the theme, and though I
still like the original brassy 'Home to Emily' best, this update is
indicative of the late sixties classy becoming down with the times
seventies. The credits are also different, beginning with Bob and
Emily at home before his commute and empty coffee cup at the office
amid sliding orange screens. Some episodes have a shorter syndication
sequence, yet others mistakenly preview a later opening sequence
featuring their new apartment while another uses credits from the
First Season. The sound is again uneven on the The Bob Newhart
Show: The Complete Series Season
Four discs, but the season is easy to marathon alongside commentaries
on several episodes, a behind the season featurette, and a gag reel
made funnier by its innate retro style. Of course, there's bandannas,
big scarves, loud red blazers, wide paisley ties, polka dots, plaid
jackets, brown, yellow, stripes, and gingham check. My poor
television screen can't handle it! The apartment is still the same
from last season's redo, with Howard still using the old brown
curtains and orange couches. Actually, I suspect his apartment set is
really on the other side of The Hartley's kitchen, as outside of the
Chicago establishing shots, precious few sets are used on The Bob
Newhart Show – the apartments, the doctors offices, and the
occasional restaurant or old green hospital rooms. We see The
Hartleys' den, too – with its yellow and orange pullout sofa –
and the Rimpau lobby has its own plot when its drab blue walls are
painted bright orange. But wow, look at that old blue vacuum, and
those manager specials at the grocery store are stamped with one of
those giant old price clickers. The cheap champagne price goes up
from 89 cents to $1.09 and four donuts cost $1.17! Pencils break and
they make Halloween masks out of paper bags when not staring at the
test pattern bars on the television. It takes a moment for the boob
tube to warm up, too. Remember that? I feel so old now!
Although
the quality this season dips somewhat with similar stories standing
pat and an uneven character focus on the ensemble, I feel like
there's a lot of déjÃ
vu Frasier imitation of The
Bob Newhart Show here, too.
Ironically, the series also peaks midway through Year Four, becoming
a midpoint change with new patients and more gags alongside the still
timely statements and downright hysterical, memorable episodes.
Despite some hiccups, The Bob Newhart Show Season Four remains
nostalgic comfort for the whole family.
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